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“The EcoSnooze Fistata has more torque per liter than a Corvette ZR-1,” he told our correspondent. “It also has more seat belts per fender than an Audi R8 and more transmission speeds per cylinder than a Jaguar F-Type. If you fill it with hats, it has more hats per cubic acre than a Bentley Mulsanne without any hats in it.”
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I wouldn't be surprised if the person who runs that site is among us.
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It's like The Onion had sex with Jalopnik and out came Autoblopnik.
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Non-spokesman Say Deepthings said so himself!
Yeah, that was pretty neat.
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People aren't wearing enough hats.