Autoblopnik cracks me up every time

Kinja'd!!! "Lachlan - #ForzaJules" (Lachlan)
09/10/2013 at 01:14 • Filed to: None

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“The EcoSnooze Fistata has more torque per liter than a Corvette ZR-1,” he told our correspondent. “It also has more seat belts per fender than an Audi R8 and more transmission speeds per cylinder than a Jaguar F-Type. If you fill it with hats, it has more hats per cubic acre than a Bentley Mulsanne without any hats in it.”

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DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
09/10/2013 at 01:44

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I wouldn't be surprised if the person who runs that site is among us.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
09/10/2013 at 01:50

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It's like The Onion had sex with Jalopnik and out came Autoblopnik.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
09/10/2013 at 02:51

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Non-spokesman Say Deepthings said so himself!

Yeah, that was pretty neat.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Lachlan - #ForzaJules
09/10/2013 at 11:39

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People aren't wearing enough hats.